"Put your heart where your mouth is"

lindsay-anne:

Than any girl you’ll ever meet, sweetie you had me.

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3rd most beautiful woman in the world.

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slaveellie:

cumfordaddy:

boxingglovesandturtledoves:

katrinaslifeofpower:

When are you guys gonna give in and just buy me a cat? LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE!

I want my next cat to be a smushed face cat.

Go away! RIGHT MEOW!

I really, really, really want a pussy. I mean, a kitten. Specifically, this puffy, silly looking kitten. Pweeeeeeeeeeeeease.

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myredbike:

“Does your husband realize how sexy you look tonight?”, read his text message. She looked up after reading to see him smirking from across the room. She hoped no one had noticed the slight bite of her lip. “Do you think he knows that I’ve seen what underwear you have on tonight?”, was his follow up message. Blushing she quickly put the phone away and tried to get back to her conversation.

“How upset do you think he would be if he knew I wanted to see you naked right now?”, he persisted. The comment sent a jolt straight between her legs. Glancing over she gave him a ‘please stop this’ look. But he didn’t. “I want you in the other room”, he instructed. Trying to control herself she attempted to ignore him. And the juices forming between her lips. “Now!”, was his last message. From the corner of her eye she saw him walk to the door at the back of the room and disappear behind it.

Her mind was racing for a few seconds. Then, she gave in. She excused herself and got up. Walking over she hoped no one would notice the trail of her lust running down the inside of her thigh. With an unsure hand she opened the door and stepped into the room. Closing it behind her she looked at him and that smug look on his face. “Come here, wife, and let your husband show you what he has on his mind”, he said reaching for her hip.

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onlyintheabsenceoflight:

lolololololololol!

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chuck <3

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